[CLUE-Talk] Off topic, but funny.

[Grant Johnson]

Sure it's just a joke, but it's a REALLY GEEKY joke.

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's GREAT!)

       If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
       and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
       and the access of the memory makes your floppy
       disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
       error to report.

       If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
       and the double-clicking icon puts Your window in the trash,
       and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
       gonna crash!!

       If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the
       network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
       packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
       rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all
       distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the
       window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
       and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
       gonna hang!

       When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the
       macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have
       to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.  Quickly
       turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

       WELL!  That certainly clears things up for ME.