[CLUE-Talk] humor: Security is important

[Charlie Oriez]

ran across this on usenet.  

I'm going to a Microsoft event shortly, like next week or so.  Anyone 
know where I can get a penguin motif necktie, or do I need to make do 
with my penguin lapel pin?

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 Subject: Security is important
 From: =brian <surfcow at hawaii.rr.com>
 Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 20:30:00 -0700

 Them: Important user, NT box, lost admin password, sad, sad, sad.

 Me: No problem, change password with magic linux disk, offline NT
 password editor.

 Them: No, no, no. Never work. NT secure. Get real.

 Me: Watch. (reboot)

 Them: Gasp! This floppy is dangerous! Where did you get it?

 Me: Internet. Been around forever.

 Them: How do we keep students from using this?

 Me: Can't. Migrate. Linux. Mac.

 Them: No, no, no. Just make NT safe.

 Me: Can't. NT inherently unsafe.

 Them: Must be safe. NT good. We have never seen problems.

 Me: You just saw one now.

 Them: No, no, no. NT good. Win2k better.

 Me: Win2k is NT. Same thing. Should I give this floppy to a student?

 Them: No, no, no. Give here.

 Me: Whatever. What do you want me to do?

 Them: Change admin password.

 Me: Fine. To what?

 Them: "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d"

 Me: No, no, no.

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