[CLUE-Talk] What does IIS spell?

[Joe 'Zonker' Brockmeier]

On Thu, 24 Jan 2002, Todd A. Gibson wrote:

> >  do you know what Microsoft's IIS stands
> > for?
> >
> > Is It Secure?

Immanent Intrusion Server
Insanely Insecure Server
It Ignores Security
IT's Idiot Suggestion
Infected Intel-based Server
Illness Inflicting Server
Intensely Ill Server
Impaired Intel-based Server
Inflicted Intel-based Server
Illogically Installed Software
Invite Intrusions Soon
Installed In Spite (of common sense)
Ignite Installation Source
Implore IT to Switch
Injuring IT Severely
Infinite Illness Spewed
Impaired Internet Security
Incapacitate Internet Security
Invite Intrusions from Script-Kiddies
Impair Internet Security
I Is Screwed
Inherent Inability to Secure
Implore IT to Substitute (Apache)
If Installed, Skedaddle

Take care,

Zonker
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