On a recent archeological dig in Egypt they found a stone
tablet loaded with of hieroglyphics. They translated it:
Notice of Patent Infringement Ruling
In the case of Thor vs. Ug, wherein Thor, holder of patent
0000000001 for Method and Apparatus to Kill Large Beasts for
Purposes of Eating, as implemented by Heavy Rock on End of
Stick, contends that Ug has contravened the Digital Millennium
Copyright Act by disassembling Heavy Rock on Stick to make
Pointed Rock on Stick, and that method of Poking Beasts
Until Dead is essentially a foreseen variation of Hitting Beasts
Until Dead, the Appeals court has ruled in Thor's benefit.
Punitive damages assessed in the amount of 1 (One) Beast
from each family descended from Ug are due to the family
descendants of Thor.
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Sean LeBlanc:seanleblanc at americanisp.net
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