[CLUE-Talk] More SCO
Dennis J Perkins
djperkins at americanisp.net
Thu Jun 26 10:25:21 MDT 2003
Think McBride will sue over this?
> Ok, so this may be bad to do.
>
> Read and have a laugh
>
> Jef
>
> Parody: Modern SCO Executive
>
> From: Rick Moen <rick at linuxmafia.com>
> To: linux-elitists at zgp.org
> Subject: [linux-elitists] Modern SCO Executive
> Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 23:38:34 -0700
>
> Archived copy will be at
> http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/PiratesOfPenguinance
>
>
> Modern SCO Executive
> (Apologies to Gilbert, Sullivan, and most of humanity)
> (Send brickbats to: Rick Moen and Karsten Self)
>
> [The scene: Major-General Darl McBride has stepped up to the fo'castle
> of HMS SCaldera, which has just fought its first skirmish against the
> dread Pirates of Penguinance. He prepares to hold a press
> conference^W^W^W^W
> address the troops:]
>
>
> McBride:
>
> I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
> Our market share is minuscule; our losses are consecutive.
> But from our labs deep in U-T, you very soon will surely see
> The ultimate, the pinnacle, in high-technolo-barratry.
> "Live free or die" philosophies are very well, but still, you see:
> Our contracts and our trade secrets make Unix seem our property.
> Never mind what we really own (a question not rhetorical):
> We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
> We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
> We have thirty thousand contracts, though most are quite historical.
>
>
> McBride:
>
> While our profit's been elusive, our tort claims are unremitting,
> And Blake Stowell's PR quota is still dozens at each sitting.
> In short, in matters litigual, continual, accusative,
> I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> In short, in matters litigual, continual, accusative,
> He is the very model of a modern SCO executive.
>
>
> McBride:
>
> Our history's mythological (per Eric, it's not factual).
> I answer simple questions with evasions indeciph'rable.
> I'm quoted in the IT press, first one and then another way,
> And if that's not quite sufficient, then Sontag runs some blocking
> play.
> I'm not so good with copyrights, Novell's got those (they say to us),
> Our patent holding's very slim, our valuation's perilous.
> But please don't ever hit me with our POSIX system standard score.
> I'm always quite confused by that infernal nonsense System 4.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> He's always quite confused by that infernal nonsense System 4.
> He's always quite confused by that infernal nonsense System 4.
> He's always quite confused by that infernal nonsense System 4.
>
>
> McBride:
>
> That freaky hippie GPL, you'd think we'd never heard of it!
> And all that code we say they took? The Stevens book's got every bit.
> In short, with markets minimal and losses quite consecutive,
> I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> In short with markets minimal and losses quite consecutive,
> He is the very model of a modern SCO executive!
>
>
> McBride:
>
> Our name is "SCO" (although we really still are Caldera):
> Our Eighties business plan seemed good; why permit a change of era?
> That old IP that passed to us seemed ripe for legal mining.
> We're not quite clear on what it is, but it must have been worth
> buying.
> I look with great anxiety on Linux and on BSD.
> I've signed up with the Devil: Chairman Bill sent a huge license fee.
> He says he has a high regard for intellectual property,
> But I really haven't thought much what he'll do when he's done with
> me.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> But he really hasn't thought much what he'll do when he's done with
> him.
> But he really hasn't thought much what he'll do when he's done with
> him.
> But he really hasn't thought much what he'll do when he's done with
> him.
>
>
> McBride:
>
> Our contract reach is deep and broad, and gives us exclusivity:
> The lawyers tell us to shoot wide. (Who'll notice things like
> privity?)
> From the penguinista rabble, I've earned naught but opprobrium.
> But dare I'll say I'm twice the man of anyone at I-B-M.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> But dare'e'll say he's twice the man of anyone at I-B-M.
> But dare'e'll say he's twice the man of anyone at I-B-M.
> But dare'e'll say he's twice the man of anyone at I-B-IBM.
>
>
> McBride:
>
> So though we have run quite amok, we readily will go away,
> If for our worthless capital, you were this tidy sum to pay.
> In short, with markets minuscule and losses quite consecutive,
> I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
>
> Lawyer Chorus:
>
> In short, with markets minuscule and losses quite consecutive,
> I am the very model of a modern SCO executive.
>
>
> --
> Cheers, I have /usr/sbin/coffee mounted from /dev/mug
> right now,
> Rick Moen and you can't have it. Oh no, I just tried to
> seek past
> rick at linuxmafia.com end-of-beverage. *sigh* -- Graham Reed, in the
> Monastery
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