[CLUE-Talk] Laughing my a** off

[Steve Fry]

Joe 'Zonker' Brockmeier wrote:
> The SCO case just got a little less solid... 

>From the Yahoo RHAT message board ... [probably from /. originally]

I Found SCO Code in my Linux Box!

/*
TOP SECRET SCO (c) Code
Project: We Need The Money(tm)
Projected release-date: July 2003 
$History$
*/

#include "canopy_group_is_desperate.h"
#include "darl_mcbride_is_an_idiot.h"
#include "caldera_is_loosing_out.h"
#include "its_all_ibms_fault.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char SCO_BusinessModel[0];
char make_upgrades_expensive[1000000];
void main()

{
/* printf("Welcome to AT&T Unix."); */
/* printf("Welcome to Novell."); */
printf("Welcome to SCO Unix.");
printf("Are your maintenance fees paid up? (Y or N)");
get_user_input(maint_fees_paid);
if (maint_fees_paid) = "N" 

{
create_security_holes();
delete_root_account();
delete_sbin();
}

if(SCO_BusinessModel) == FALSE
        {
        dis-credit_linux();
        threaten_corp_linux_users(); 
        blame_ibm();
        sue_ibm();
        get_msft_help();
        sue_hp();
        sue_redhat();
        sue_sun_microsystems();
        sue_the_world();
        }

if (lawsuits_fail)
        {
        dis-credit_linux_more(); 
        buy_stuffed_tux_toy_and_shoot_it();
        blame_ibm();
        file_bankruptcy();
        }
} 

> Novell has stepped up to
> say that they own any copyrights related to Unix and they're not
> interested in pursuing any claims against Linux:
> http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030528/sfw032a_1.html



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