[CLUE-Talk] Only in Colorado and oh how true.

[Kirk Rafferty]

On Tue, Jan 13, 2004 at 09:12:51PM -0700, Kevin Cullis wrote:
> You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would
> never go there otherwise.

I only do this to people I that I don't ever want to come back.  Nothing
like eating crappy tacos in high humidity.

> You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and
> construction".

I thought they were "goddam cold," "goddam hot," "Bronco," and
"Construction."

> You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.

I was tear-gassed protesting a Nazi gathering on the steps of the capital
in (I think) 1989 or 1990.  Does that count? :)

> You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.

And Montrose.

> You know who Alfred Packer was.

I know who Alferd Packer was.  Don't know an Alfred. :)

> You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.

Maybe in Pueblo.  In Denver, you're likely to be rear-ended if you stop
after only 3.

> "Where we're going, we don't need roads!!"

And that's just downtown.

> You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.

Especially Texas and California.

-k