http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040128/ap_on_hi_te/ctrlaltdelete_man -- Charles Oriez, coriez at oriez.org 39 34' 34.4"N / 105 00' 06.3"W ** Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.