[clue-tech] [OT?] Linux groups announce new policy

[blackcat]

2005 Febrary 24

Today Linux user groups across the US and the rest
of the world ( yeah, but the rest of the world is stupid
and ought to have their faces slapped ) announced a new
policy for newbies and anyone with a stupid question.

Spokesman I.M. Smart stated that henceforth only clever
questions would be allowed from the unwashed stupid
public that has not taken the hint and learned to use the
only true computer platform that matters.
" Linux has become so simple in the last few years, that,
really, anyone that does not get it should consider getting
a good froggie-like pithing. " , said Mr. Smart. " I don't
disrespect the French but if you look like a frog and croak
like a frog......"

Unix smarti.pants across the nation are sending their thanks
to the user group in Denver, Colorado for inspiring the new
policy.  After all, what good is Linux if you have to listen to  
questions,
like form your grandmother.  "Jeeeeez"
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