[clue] A UDP packet walks into the bar. more insanity

Chris Fedde chris at fedde.us
Mon Jul 15 11:01:05 MDT 2013


An ion walks into a bar.  He tells the barman, "I think I lost an
electron.".  The bar man says, "Are you sure?"  The ion says, "Yes.  I'm
positive."


On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 10:56 AM, YES NOPE9 <yes at nope9.com> wrote:

> A UDP packet walks into the bar. The bartender doesn't even acknowledge
> him.
>
> I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
>
> A neutrino walks into a bar... Nobody notices
>
> A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a
> beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
>
> The barman said, we don't serve faster than light particles here.
> A Tachyon walked into a bar.
>
> A neutrino walks into a bar...
> Nobody notices
>
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