[clue] A UDP packet walks into the bar. more insanity
Warren W. Weiss
warren at guano.org
Mon Jul 15 17:27:45 MDT 2013
The bartenders say, "We don't get many time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
On Mon, 15 Jul 2013 12:02:48 -0500, Raymond DeRoo <rderoo at deroo.net>
wrote:
>
> Schrödinger's cat walked into a bar… and didn't.
>
> > An ion walks into a bar. He tells the barman, "I think I lost an
> electron.". The bar man says, "Are you sure?" The ion says, "Yes.
> I'm positive."
> >
> >
> > On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 10:56 AM, YES NOPE9 <yes at nope9.com> wrote:
> > A UDP packet walks into the bar. The bartender doesn't even
> acknowledge him.
> >
> > I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
> >
> > A neutrino walks into a bar... Nobody notices
> >
> > A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a
> > beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
> >
> > The barman said, we don't serve faster than light particles here.
> > A Tachyon walked into a bar.
> >
> > A neutrino walks into a bar...
> > Nobody notices
> >
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