<div class="gmail_quote">I'm not normally a huge fan of forwarding email jokes, but these are wierdly funny in an abstract intellectual sort of way.</div><div class="gmail_quote"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote">Bean<br>
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<b><span style="font-size:10.0pt">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt"> <a href="mailto:coloactup-bounces@vmware.com" target="_blank">coloactup-bounces@vmware.com</a> [mailto:<a href="mailto:coloactup-bounces@vmware.com" target="_blank">coloactup-bounces@vmware.com</a>] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Richard Beck<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, April 05, 2011 11:54 AM<br><b>To:</b> <a href="mailto:coloactup@vmware.com" target="_blank">coloactup@vmware.com</a><br><b>Subject:</b> [Coloactup] unix error messages</span></p></div></div><p class="MsoNormal">
</p><p class="MsoNormal">Here are few unix error msgs ,from GNU {From: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)}</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)</p><p class="MsoNormal">
</p><p class="MsoNormal">% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?</p><p class="MsoNormal">Unmatched ".</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% rm congressional-ethics</p><p class="MsoNormal">
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% ar m God</p><p class="MsoNormal">ar: God does not exist</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Missing ].</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?</p><p class="MsoNormal">Modifier failed.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Too many ('s.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">%make love</p><p class="MsoNormal">Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% sleep with me</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">bad character</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% got a light?</p><p class="MsoNormal">No match.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% man: why did you get a divorce?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">man:: Too many arguments.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% ^What is saccharine?</p><p class="MsoNormal">Bad substitute.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% \(-</p><p class="MsoNormal">
(-: Command not found.</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">% sh</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense</p><p class="MsoNormal">no sense in pretending</p><p class="MsoNormal">
</p><p class="MsoNormal">$ drink matter</p><p class="MsoNormal">matter: cannot create</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">Or, in a System V (att) universe:</p><p class="MsoNormal">
</p><p class="MsoNormal">$ cat "can of food"</p><p class="MsoNormal">cat: cannot open can of food</p></div></div></div><br>