<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 1.0px 92.0px; text-indent: -92.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica"><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">A UDP packet walks into the bar. The bartender doesn't even acknowledge him.</font></p><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br></font></div><div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.</font></div></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br></font></div><div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">A neutrino walks into a bar... Nobody notices <br></font></div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br>A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a <br>beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br></font></div><div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">The barman said, we don't serve faster than light particles here.<br></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">A Tachyon walked into a bar.<br></font></div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br>A neutrino walks into a bar...<br></font><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'Century Schoolbook'">Nobody notices</font></div></div></body></html>