<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=windows-1252"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><br></div><div>Schrödinger's cat walked into a bar… and didn't. </div><div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr">An ion walks into a bar. He tells the barman, "I think I lost an electron.". The bar man says, "Are you sure?" The ion says, "Yes. I'm positive."<br><div class="gmail_extra">
<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 10:56 AM, YES NOPE9 <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:yes@nope9.com" target="_blank">yes@nope9.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
<div style="word-wrap:break-word"><p style="margin:0.0px 0.0px 1.0px 92.0px;font:18.0px Helvetica"><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">A UDP packet walks into the bar. The bartender doesn't even acknowledge him.</font></p>
<div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br></font></div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.</font></div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br>
</font></div><div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">A neutrino walks into a bar... Nobody notices <br></font></div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br>A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a <br>
beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'</font></div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br></font></div><div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">The barman said, we don't serve faster than light particles here.<br>
</font></div><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">A Tachyon walked into a bar.<br></font></div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'"><br>A neutrino walks into a bar...<br></font><div><font face="'Century Schoolbook'">Nobody notices</font></div>
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