[CLUE-Tech] Fun-da-mentals 9-4-02

[Joe Betts]

Hey, relax and read these instead:

> Sports Announcements                                 
>                                                          
>    Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure 
> they   
>    would like to take back:                               
>                                                            
>    1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk 
> Event:      
>    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning 
> during 
>    her warm up and it was amazing."                   
>                                                        
>    2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:             
>    "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal 
> experience     
>    since I once mounted her mother."                       
>                                                    
>    3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:                   
>    "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one 
> behind it 
>    which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one 
> in    
>    back."                                           
>                                                      
>    4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:                       
>    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and 
> father."           
>                                                    
>    5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:                     
>    "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - 
> but     
>    none of them were really that serious."           
>                                                  
>    6. Baseball announcer:                         
>    " If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the 
> same      
>    thing again."                                       
>                                                  
>    7. Basketball analyst:                         
>    "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you 
> can  
>    see it all over their faces."                     
>                                                  
>    8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: 
>    "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is 
> hugging    
>    the cox of the Oxford crew."                             
>                                                      
>    9. Metro Radio, College Football:                 
>    "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on 
> the  
>    field."                                           
>                                                      
>    10. US Open TV Commentator:                       
>    "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, 
> before     
>    each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh 
> my God,
>    what have I just said?"                                   
>                               





David Willson wrote:

>Joe,
>
>I am sorry that I have not done the mark-up on your notes yet.  They are
>important and valued, and I will try to do them tonight after the
>meeting.
>
>David Willson
>MCT, MCSE, Network+, A+, Linux Enthusiast
>http://TheGeek.NU 
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: clue-tech-admin at clue.denver.co.us
>[mailto:clue-tech-admin at clue.denver.co.us] On Behalf Of Joe Betts
>Sent: Wednesday, September 25, 2002 4:43 PM
>To: clue-tech at clue.denver.co.us
>Subject: [CLUE-Tech] Fun-da-mentals 9-4-02
>
>
>Sorry for the delay in getting these notes to you.  These are for 
>9-4-02.  I'll send a separate message with the most recent session
>notes.
>
>You must read through these thoroughly before posting them anywhere or 
>sending them to any one else -- just to make sure they are correct and 
>to answer the questions that appear in the body of the notes.
>
>They are in KDE KATE format.  Let me know if you'd like them in 
>something else -- anything but that company in the Northwest!!!
>
>
>
>
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